A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were.
โWe have 2 basic needs sir,โ replied the villager.
โFirstly, we have a hospital, but thereโs no doctor.โ
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
โSecondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.โ๐