Politicians!

A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were.
โ€We have 2 basic needs sir,โ€ replied the villager.
โ€œFirstly, we have a hospital, but thereโ€™s no doctor.โ€
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

โ€œSecondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.โ€๐Ÿ™„