An elephant and a dog became pregnant at same time. Three months down the line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued. On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, _"Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date, I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now

*I am sorry,* a short but mighty sentence! If you wish to live long, don't joke with this short sentence, *I am sorry.* Do you know how many people who had gone to early grave because they neglected the therapeutic power of *I am sorry.* Single sorry can stop a war, n prevents millions of men, women including children from dying! Most of the troubles in most homes are heightened because wives are too big to say *I am sorry* to their husbands and

A Camp is a place with temporary accommodation of huts, tents, or other structures; usually used by travelers. It's not meant for permanent stay. Deuteronomy 1:7-8, Exodus 19:1, Numbers 10:11-12 The Israelites were being called to move forward after they stayed at Kadesh Bernea (at the base of mountain Sinai), for so long (almost one year). They were to advance to the hill country into the promised land on their way from slavery in Egypt. They were

God will provide all that you need for your well being, spiritually, physically, economically and socially. In Genesis 22:1-14, God called Abraham to go and sacrifice his only son Isaac. Abraham did not hesitate, but by faith he loaded his donkey the following morning, he took two of his servants and his son Isaac. By faith he cut enough firewood for the burnt offering, and set out to Mt. Moriah to worship. When his son Isaac asked him where the

The famous actor Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator), who later became Governor of the State of California, USA, posted a picture of himself sleeping in the street under his famous bronze statue, and wrote sadly ("How times changed"). The reason he slept there and wrote the sentence was not only odd to many but intriguing. Some thought he was a nut or in the usual joking mood as a famous actor, though rare. Then a journalist took a bold step to

*EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS* Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorn. If you focus too much on your spouse’s weakness, you can’t get the best out of his/her strength. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY* No one is an angel, therefore, avoid digging one’s past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. Try to forgive and forget. The past can’t be changed. So focus on the present

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one.   To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.   To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.   To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.   To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.   To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth

When younger we make various choices without the future in mind. Sometimes those choices bite us in our mid-life. These are some of the things one might regret when they're older. *Marrying the wrong person* When you're young, check your motives for marrying. Don't marry to copy your peers, or for social standing or out of pressure. Marry for love and companionship, marry the right person, marry your best friend. For if you marry the wrong person

*UNIVERSITY OF MARRIAGE FINAL YEAR MATHS EXAMS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow.  eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and

You have two parts; which are: Your public part and Your private part. I am not really asking you about your genitals, but those areas of your life that are hidden from the public gaze and assessment. Your private part could be your relationship at home with your spouse that many of us don't know about. Many are Deacons in the Church but dragons  at home. Many wives are virtuous in the church or around the brethren but they are 'virus' women at